Cary Pepper
At a press conference, President Trump announces his newest executive order:
He’s deleting x from the alphabet. “It’s time to make the American language great again.”

This will create jobs, get rid of foreign prefixes like ex-, and, perhaps best of all,
nothing will ever again have to be explained to the American people.

Of course it also means he’ll never be an excellent, exceptional, or extraordinary president,
he won’t excel, and he won’t be extolled or exalted.

It is possible he didn’t completely think this through?

“Who knew the American language was so complicated?”

3 M    OR: 2 M / 1 W   OR: 1 M / 2 W

DONALD TRUMP     As President