JAKE JASPER
Mid 30s--early 40s.
A Disc Jockey.
Intelligent, articulate, low-key.
A Serious Radio Man.
A little overweight from spending so much time sitting
behind a microphone. 


BURTON
Early--mid 20s.
Jake's Assistant.
Nerdy, naive, mainly Young.
He's utterly devoted to Jake and the show.
He wants desperately to get on the air.
But really doesn’t have the voice for it. 

While he’s driving to work one night, popular radio DJ Jake Jasper has to leave his car
on the Exit #7 ramp of the New Jersey Turnpike because his ‘82 Buick suddenly stops running.
Too bad Exit #7 is Perth Amboy, which is also known as Strip City.
And we ain’t talking about the girlie joints.

Finally arriving at the studio, Jake lets off a little steam in a spontaneous on-air rant about the situation. After which, his fans spontaneously decide to rally round their favorite DJ by saving his car.
Too bad they’re saving it one piece at a time.

Perth Amboy ain’t called Strip City for nothing.

Voices on the Phone:
THORNTON ACME
FRED THE AUTO EXPERT
OFFICER BROWN
FAN #1
FAN #2
Another voice FAN #3
FAN #4
FAN #5
FAN #6
INSURANCE AGENT CAR
OWNER
Cary Pepper